- Don’t you think that’s cliche?
- Hey, I have a great idea for a book! Why don’t you write it and we’ll split the profits!
- Oh yeah, when I get my book published…
- Why haven’t I heard of you?
- That doesn’t look that hard!
I just thought I’d add three more.
6. Oh, writing’s not a real profession.
7. You know, that kind of reminds me of this other book I read… Are you sure you didn’t steal their idea?
8. Yes, I know you’ve proof-read it a thousand times, but there’s still a couple of mistakes. Look here.
Adding to your additions:
9. Can I read it?
10. What’s it about?
What’s it about?
#more like ways to give a writer an existential crisis
Accurate.
My own father has done like five of these things to me.
Particularly “That sounds an awful lot like this other book I read! You’d better read it and make sure you didn’t copy the idea!” (Of a book I’d never even heard of?)
(I read the book. It was absolutely nothing remotely close to what I was writing.)